Whats grosser than gross?

The other night on the Stern show, there was a 400 lb man trying to win a "free feelup" on pornstar Nikki Benz. His story wasnt sad enough for the panel, however he did have a disgusting story to share.

He had become so big he could no longer reach around to wipe his own ass. He had to take a bed sheet and feed it between his legs. Holding one end over his head, the other in between his groin he would wipe his ass with the sheet. Basicly "flossing" his ass with a sheet. To make things worse, he would wash and re-use his butt sheets. Damn...and i thought a Man-pon was gross. Also, come to find out he also suffers from "micro-phalus." To the common man, this means "really small penis." As which he described looking like "a vagina with two nuts hanging out of it." He hadnt seen his penis in over 10 years.